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Let's Celebrate Jeff Foxworthy's Birthday with 20 Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Jeff Foxworthy is one of the funniest comedians of our time. His humorous "You might be a redneck" jokes and his hilarious Redneck Dictionary have to laugh, put the lives of millions. Which is better way, this comic genius birthday than with some good old Jeff Foxworthy quotes celebrate?

1st "If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without their own, just might be a redneck. "

2nd "Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you are not sure what you have, however, you're pretty sure you are not going to like. "

3rd "Well, it's true I married my wife for her looks ... but not those they were givin 'me lately. "

4th "From New York and LA, there are 200 million people, not the hip, and they do not want to be hip."

5th "For the first time I was with the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, based on the life of the list of experiences ranks right below Sitting in a tub full of scissors. "

6th "My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I'm not. My feeling is, if well turn, that means that I would be a good dad and put in much effort. If they turn bad means that they took after her side of the family. "

7th "The designated driver program, it is not desirable job. But if you do ever sucked it in, drop off at the wrong house."

8th "This This book is just a collection of my drawings. I never really showed them no one but my wife and she always laughed them out. "

9th "You moon the wrong Person in an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more. "

And of course we can not do Jeff Foxworthy Quotes without some "You might be a redneck jokes" Now we can?

10th "One can be a redneck if - you have more on your pickup truck than on Your training investment. "

11th "You might be a redneck if - your home has more miles on it than your car."

12th "They might be a redneck if - your family tree does not fork. "

13th "You might be a redneck if - your only ingredient on the table is the economy size Bottle of ketchup. "

14th "You might be a redneck if - you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader."

15th "They might be a redneck if - you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. "

16th "It could be a redneck if - your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. "

17th "You might be a redneck if - you think that John Deere Green, Blue Ford and Primer Gray are the three primary colors. "

18th "You might be a redneck if - you were on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a Tornado was. "

19th "It could be a Redneck if - the heaviest losses from the earthquake, your Conway Twitty record collection (you insurance man is one too if he pays you for it.) "

20th "You could be a redneck if - your child's first words are:" Attention K-Mart shoppers!

There is no doubt that Jeff Foxworthy is a riot. Who's luck has to have seen him live knows that it is not only the words he says, but the charisma which defines it. This Jeff Foxworthy quotes are just a sampling of the humor that has made this man so famous and revered.

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